Buy the June issue of O!

For the love of all that is holy, please buy the June issue of O, the Oprah Magazine! Don’t make me tell you twice. In it you will find TWO little articles by ME!

One is about our beloved lemon tree (Kay: “Our lemon tree is going to be famous?”), and the other is about how to grow new brain cells — who doesn’t need to grow new brain cells!?

The articles are beautifully illustrated. I don’t know them personally, but if I were rich enough, I would hire the O Magazine art department to art-direct my entire life. Yes! I would seriously pay them double.